☕ AN OASIS OF LAUGHTER
YOU THINK I DO WHAT?
True stories from people who do very serious things.
Our day is CBP audits, UFLPA detentions, and duty exposure. This corner is not that. It’s where we finally laugh about the one question that’s followed us our whole careers: “So… what is it you actually do?” Every story is real. We just made it funnier. New one every Wednesday.
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The Collection
VOL. 2
Hall Monitor
Inspired by @C. Eric Turnquist
His wife calls his 20 years in trade compliance “hall monitor.” So he showed her the hall.
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VOL. 1
Kay & Matt Rife
Inspired by @Kristen L.
Front row at a comedy show. She said “trade compliance.” He decided she works for Trump.
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★ THE PILOT
The Wizard
Where it all started
For years they thought he smuggled drugs. Now they just think he’s a wizard. The origin of the whole thing.
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